Magnus is a Warlock. He can do magic. He's like 800 years old and looks 20. He throws parties where he forgets to put on pants. And every time I leave his apartment I'm covered in glitter.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I hope he never comes here because he'll probably fall in love with you. He does that.
They don't like to call it magic. It's more religious to them.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
But a warlock can only be born if a human sleeps with a demon. And obviously the Shadowhunters are an army *against* demons so they're prejudice against the kids. It actually sucks.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
They hate fairies and werewolves and vampires too.
Fun would be stabbiing him but while I'm here I guess that's not going to happen.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I think you'd like my mom though. But she probably wouldn't like you. So you're never going to meet any parental figure from my life that you won't offend or get on with.
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I don't hate it.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Believe me, I've seen my share of awkward fashion choices. I hang out with Magnus Bane.
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Considering your own fashion choices in battle, I'm not sure you're in the position to judge anyone.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Now, who is this Magnus? He sounds like someone I would like.
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I didn't pick the uniform!
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Magnus is a Warlock. He can do magic. He's like 800 years old and looks 20. He throws parties where he forgets to put on pants. And every time I leave his apartment I'm covered in glitter.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I hope he never comes here because he'll probably fall in love with you. He does that.
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And who could blame him if he did? By all accounts the man has excellent taste.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Though I'm not sure I can stand by the lack of decent trousers. There's no excuse for being ill-dressed, even in one's senior years.
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I think it's so everyone can see his dick.
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FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Not that I looked.
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Crudeness is rarely flattering. Perhaps no one has advised him of that.
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He's always naked and covered in glitter. I don't think he cares.
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I’m not sure I should be pleased by this association.
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It's the manner you both have, I guess. Magnus acts a lot like you. He's always helping us out too. Even when he probably shouldn't.
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FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
Firstly, I hope you’re not implying that’s how I behave. Secondly, why shouldn’t he? If he’s a friend.
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1. Of course not. >> 2. Because he's a warlock. They don't have the best history with Shadowhunters.
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You're saying the witches don't like you? Why not - some form of rivalry? Your magic is better than theirs?
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They don't like to call it magic. It's more religious to them.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
But a warlock can only be born if a human sleeps with a demon. And obviously the Shadowhunters are an army *against* demons so they're prejudice against the kids. It actually sucks.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
They hate fairies and werewolves and vampires too.
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Ah, of course. The Grisha dislike that word as well.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
There's prejudice in every world. That doesn't surprise me. What about you, Clary, do you share your people's grievances?
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No! I was practically raised by a werewolf.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I never want to be like that.
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Raised by a werewolf? It's astonishing how much that explains.
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Ha. Ha.
Luke wouldn't hurt a fly.
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No offence intended, of course.
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'Of course.'
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
God, I hope you never meet Valentine. You'll be the worst.
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Isn’t that the man who roundly makes your life a misery? I’d be quite eager to meet him, as a matter of fact.
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FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
He is also my dad.
[ Because he's making assumptions on her personality, best know she was conceived by a megalomaniac. ]
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
Fun, huh?
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Yes, well. Families have such an unfortunate tendency to disappoint us.
FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org
I don't imagine that it's fun, no.
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Fun would be stabbiing him but while I'm here I guess that's not going to happen.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
I think you'd like my mom though. But she probably wouldn't like you. So you're never going to meet any parental figure from my life that you won't offend or get on with.
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I hear that from all the young ladies. I'll try not to take it too personally.
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Not since Alina though, right?
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i keep looking at your new contact page gdi
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